Be Afraid Girls, Be Very Afraid

You poor, poor little sweet things.  You haven't a clue what's in store.  I have months to plot and come up with your demise.  I'm talking boot camp, bug eating, massaging my feet, 3 hours of sleep, gritty teeth and hair, and absolutely no talking or smiling!  Oh wait, this is Girl's Camp.  Well then, we are going to eat s'mores, talk about boys, cry over our favorite memories and movies, have a giggly pillow fight, braid each other's hair, be one and meditate with nature.   -___-
Okay, so my goal really is to find a happy medium between the two.
I was recently asked to be the girl's camp director for our ward.  Shocking really since I've never made it past the maturity of a 16 year old...and that's probably aiming high.  Last year I was the YCL leader and we tore it up.  The YCL's usually have brutal pranks with stake staff.  So, I decided it was time for a new season.  We sabotaged and pranked in silence, resulting in mass confusion and created conspiracies. It was quite brilliant if I must say, so brilliant that the 70 year old cooks actually got the blame.  So, if you wanted a professional Lo-Mia leader, you got her.  We are going to work hard, play hard, be united, dominate, learn much, and have the best days of summer.
BUT, first we need to lay down some ground rules:

1.  Sure exploring to unknown territory in the woods is good and all, but at least take a friend.  This way, if a bear attacks you can use your friend as bait.  (This will work best for me if your friend comes from another ward.)

2.  No dumping, especially near our addie. Stay out of the trash and don't eat like crap.  I promise I will feed you.

3.  I don't care how romantic it is...leave the boys at home.

4.  One shower.  No more.  No less.

5.  Stay out of your fellow camper's property...unless they carry 50's.

6.  Absolutely NO trash talk about other campers, yourselves and especially ME, or this is how you will end up.

 7.  Don't bring any valuables. They will be bound and tortured and you never know where they'll turn up.

8.  If you purposely trip one of your fellow campers...don't bother taking them to the nurse.  Feel free to practice your first-aid skills learned at camp and stitch them up yourself.  No medical background necessary.  No pain, no gain.

9.  No matter what, you will survive...even if you get driven around camp honking and screaming like pigs at 5 a.m.
SO, rest up beauties...more to come.