Sure, she was the bad girl, but who decided to make Poison Ivy gorgeous? There's nothing pretty about it. I've never had it...until this week. Oh, you want to hear about my fantastic trip to the mountains where I picked it up? I wish I could because at least I could say it was worth it. Unfortunately, it's second hand from my son who got it from none other than (brace yourself) a movie theater chair arm. Not only did I get to spend outrageous prices, but we brought home souvenirs!! Gross. I think I'm now going to become one of 'those' people who brings wipes in my purse for outings such as this. I used to make fun of 'those' people. Now I walk among them.
Nathan's spread all over his body before we diagnosed what it was, he's at the point where we have blisters popping. I hope you're not eating, did you know poison ivy turns to this:
He's finally on the mend, but I must have picked it up after applying multiple applications of Calamine lotion on him. I'm about to have a breakdown here- I'm itching SO bad. The only thing stopping me is seeing how bad it got on Nathan and not wanting to touch multiple parts of my body to look as he does, Therefore, I'm willing to pay anyone $20.00 to come scratch the living daylights out of it. Seriously, I want you to go to town, make it bleed. The longer the nails, the better.
Takers??
Otherwise, any other solutions other than Calamine, because it doesn't seem to be making a dent.
